Tuesday, October 28, 2008

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Up until now I have not dedicated a post specifically to the political turmoil our country is in. I have held my tongue and have spoken instead of personal politics, that which influences ALL DECISIONS, the power of the SELF. As the old commercial for a now-defunct clothing wholesaler in the Dallas area once stated: “an educated consumer is our greatest customer”... Or something like that. Same thing.

The truth is, my loves, in a scant 7 days we will have yet ANOTHER administration in place to cure or cripple this country. And this election, more than any other in the last 40 years, is so important to the trajectory of the next century in American History.

In case you guys are blind, (which by the poles a good 39% of you are) Palin is setting herself up for an independent run for the Brass Ring in 2012. We can only hope her looks fade and her policies mature in that time. I’d love to know what Hillary thinks of this petulant and incompetent hockey-mom making a mockery of having a woman in the Whitehouse? I’m sure that bitch is pissed-muthafuckin-off that some pandering ex-beauty-queen would fuck up the opportunity to do wonders for the female gender in America. I know I would be. If I were her I’d get Palin cornered in a women’s room somewhere, pull out a shiv, and tell that cunt I’d make Trigger, Seabiscuit and the rest of the Palindromes motherless if she didn’t shut the fuck up and stop acting like William Randolph Hurst’s fucking WHORE on the rag every time she got in front of a goddamned microphone. It’s not a dick, Sarah. You can’t bite on it, slap it against your face, blow kisses at it, and fake it into cumming all over you. I’d really love to see Hillary kick that bitch right in the pussy for setting women’s political aspirations back two millennia. Now THAT would be a SMACKDOWN!

Not to go on and on, but she said NU-CLU-LAR for fuck's sake! She's a life-long member of the NRA, is openly anti gay, pro death penalty, and to quote a friend, a Stepford Fembot... she used marijuana when it was legal in Alaska... (ok, she's not all bad... ) but as a woman who is obvious pandering to the female voters she's striking out left and right, appalling most feminist groups without even trying because she's only talking to the BREEDERS. I see her on television like a hot female Yosemite Sam and envision her waving two six-guns in the air, shaking her shit out of her Victoria Secrets Lift Bra, winking like Michael Jay Fox, and pulling in the STUPID votes by the thousands... Her husband is in the oil industry, the Roman Empire of all industries and the next in line soon to topple, who's affiliation with a certain Alaskan separatist organization somehow slid under the media radar... McCain doesn't beilieve in evolution… Palin believes humans and dinosaurs lived together probably in neighborhoods resembling the Flintstones

It makes me so embarrassed to be American, yall...

And everyone’s already forgotten about the Republican National Convention fiasco: the most BLATANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN RIGHTS SINCE THE NAZI WAR CRIMES.


Live and let live, right McCain? Why look backwards when you can look forward… you dumb motherfucker… just because you are a simian you think WE ARE TOO???

Just a quick blurb from The Minneapolis Star Tribune...

“When protesters hit the streets of St. Paul on Monday to disrupt the convention, nearly every move they made was immediately relayed through webs of text messages and instantaneous Internet posts, in contrast to previous times when word more likely was spread via bullhorns and walkie-talkies. St. Paul police kept pace with a network of 103 video cameras mounted at strategic spots near the Xcel Energy Center and throughout downtown that fed live footage into a command center.

It all added up to something like a massive game of virtual chess, as demonstrators used electronic flashes to keep their allies one step ahead of police — who responded with countermoves aimed at quelling chaos before it had the chance to flare..”.




Police arrested nearly 300 protesters following the violent confrontations.

And don’t you feel like a total TOOL, McCain, by having your brother CALL 911 to inquire about traffic problems last week and then tell the operator “Fuck you” when she reprimanded him. YOU WANT PEOPLE WITH THIS GENEOLOGY RUNNING OUR COUNTRY??? Grated I wouldn’t mind fucking Palin into next week, but give her the keys to the KINGDOM?? Ah, not so much…

With the deficit reaching A TRILLION dollars, who the fuck do you think will pay all this back? What if the companies or nations who lent us this money decide to take a lean out on the country? What then? It will be the first corporate take-over and occupation of a country in history. And if you ask me it couldn’t happen to a better place... It would teach us right to have the Chinese and Microsoft OWN America. And subsequently YOUR ASS.

Now that the dollar is slowing rising people are having to abandon many subsidy programs that were in place and now STILL CAN’T AFFORD TO OPERATE! FTW???






And now McCain's own advisers sees Palin for what she really is...

At least now they see she's in it just for herself... God help us... The same year Charles Manson is up for parole might be Palin's first year as President of Rome. Let's hope the Mayans were right and the universe ends before then...

And of course, the qualifier is saying I’m a conspiracy theorist. Yes, of course I am. And I’m also a know-it-all Spic Who Can’t Keep His Mouth Shut, and An Ungrateful Egotist by thinking I can actually make a better environment out of the company I grace with my presence, and I’m a Selfish American for choosing not to have children and actually ENJOY my life for a while before giving away the farm… I’m also GAY because I refuse to fuck women beneath my intellectual level, I’m ugly because I don't fit into 34-inch waste jeans like my idiot mother thinks I SHOULD at 42, I’m a COMPLAINER because I have a voice and a platform and actually have the guts to USE IT.

Ok, I’m not one to kick a dead horse, so we will see all in 7 short days. This morning I myself made the rounds and voted early. Man, they sure don’t make it easy for you, either. So please, folks, regardless what you think of me or my work, if you’re listening to the sound of my fingers keying PLEASE get out there and do you duty. It doesn’t even matter who you’re voting for, just get out there and do it…

♠ JC

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